🎅 The Journey
Magician became Santa. Santa learned languages. Languages became a mission.
30+ years of performing for children. Magic Circle member. A lifetime of making kids laugh, gasp, and believe. Then one Christmas, a child asked: “Does Santa speak my language?”
Now he does. In 35+ languages. With a bit of drum & bass swagger. Because Christmas should feel like home — no matter where home is.
🎄 What DnB Santa Creates
Free personalized Christmas videos for children who need encouragement. Created by a Magic Circle magician with 30+ years of experience. Real magic, real care, real Santa.
🎅 Every Child Deserves Santa
This isn’t a business. It’s a mission.
Some kids don’t get Santa. Some kids get forgotten. Some kids need to hear — in their own language, from someone who cares — that they’re doing great, that they’re brave, that Christmas is for them too.
DnB Santa exists because no child should feel left out at Christmas.
The coffeeware model: core features free forever. If you can afford to donate, that’s wonderful. If not, just enjoy the magic and share with someone who needs it. No guilt. No dark patterns. Just kindness.
Please consider buying me a coffee ONLY if you can afford to. Otherwise share and pay it forward. You have a magical Christmas. Love from DnB Santa xx
🌎 Santa Speaks Your Language
Because magic sounds better in your mother tongue. DnB Santa delivers personalized Christmas messages in over 35 languages:
Request any language. If Santa doesn’t speak it yet, he’ll learn.
🌐 Part of Something Bigger
DnB Santa is one flame in the FeelFamous ecosystem — a mycelium network of apps, communities, and kindness infrastructure built by Chris P Tee and the Chris P Trinity.
- 🎅 Magic-Oid — AI trick identification for the magic community
- 🔥 FeelFamous — the central hub, the beating heart
- 💰 SpicyLister — AI eBay listings from photos
- 🎪 ComedyMagic.co.uk — shows, bookings, the community tour
The Coffeeware Model: Core features free forever. Donations appreciated, never required. No dark patterns. No manipulation. Take what you need, give what you can.
📜 Words From The Grotto
— DnB Santa (Chris P Tee), Magic Circle Magician
🎬 See The Magic In Action
This is what a DnB Santa video looks like. Free. Personal. Magic Circle quality.
Free videos are up to 30 seconds and similar to this example. Every one crafted with care. Just Santa.
🎁 How It Works
🎅 A Message For Fellow Magicians
No matter how good the magician — when Santa walks in, every kid in the room forgets you exist.
I was that magician. Mid-trick, mid-routine, mid-sentence — and then Santa arrives. Every head turns. Every child runs. You’re standing there holding a silk with nobody watching.
That’s not a problem. That’s a gift.
Santa is the greatest misdirection in the business. While every kid in the room is mobbing the big man, YOU get a breather. Restock your disposables. Reset your table. Grab a mince pie. Top up the change bag. Refill the spring flowers. Check your set list for the second half.
Thirty years of Christmas gigs taught me this: don’t fight Santa — use him. When the red suit walks in, take a well-earned break. You’ve been on your feet since you loaded the van. Santa’s got the room. Let him have it. You’ll come back fresh, restocked, and ready for the finale.
The best performers know when to hold the stage and when to let someone else hold it for them. Santa’s your interval. Use it wisely.
🏭 Want Your Own Santa Service?
The entire DnB Santa system — the automation, the video pipeline, the multilingual delivery, the request forms, the admin dashboard, the status tracking — can be replicated for you.
Whether you’re a Santa performer who wants to offer personalized videos under your own brand, a children’s entertainer expanding into Christmas, a business wanting seasonal video greetings, or anyone with a character and a camera — I’ll build you your own version.
You bring the character and the camera. I bring the tech. Your customers see YOUR brand, YOUR name, YOUR Santa. The whole system, deployed and ready — you just press record.
Not just for Santas. Easter Bunnies, Tooth Fairies, birthday characters, mascots — anyone who sends personalized video messages can use this system.
Signal or email chris@chrisptee.co.uk — let’s talk.
🎅 Visit The Grotto
Pull up a candy cane. Join DnB Santa’s corner of the village.
- First to know when Christmas videos open each year
- Access to Magic-Oid’s AI trick identification
- Part of the FeelFamous ecosystem
- Kindness, magic, and Christmas cheer — always
🎄 The Christmas Store
DnB Santa’s hand-picked Christmas essentials.
Every link supports the mission. Affiliate commissions help keep DnB Santa free for every child, every language, every Christmas.
🎁 Stocking Filler Magic
Christmas morning magic sets. The gift that starts a lifelong journey.
🎅 Santa’s Workshop
Everything you need to bring the magic home.
📚 Christmas Reads
Stories that keep the magic alive long after the tinsel comes down.
🎄 Festive Essentials
The stuff that makes the house feel like Christmas.
🎅 Want your own Christmas Store? Become a Master and stock your shelves with what YOU recommend.
Your links. Your commissions. Your hamlet.
🛒 The Market Stall
What’s on the stall right now. Live from eBay — when it sells, it disappears. When something new is listed, it shows up here automatically.
🎅 Listed with SpicyLister — AI-powered eBay listings from photos
👀 See The Difference?
Everything you just scrolled through — the Journey, the Craft, the Christmas Store, the Market Stall, the Screening Room — that’s a Master Grotto.
Now see what a Villager page looks like:
🐝 Visit Daley Bee’s Hamlet →
Clean, warm, theirs. But it’s not a Master grotto.
Masters look like Masters.
Founding Rate
Lock this in forever. Price never goes up.
Your Own Grotto
£295/year
£97/year
First 50 Founding Masters lock this in forever
- ✓ Full Master grotto — like the one you just saw
- ✓ Your own Christmas Store — passive affiliate income
- ✓ Your Bookshelf — your recommendations, your links
- ✓ Screening Room — your videos, your showreel
- ✓ Market Stall — live eBay listings widget
- ✓ QR code + short URL — magic-oid.co.uk/yourname
- ✓ 300 kudos — Founding Elder status, permanent
- ✓ 300 Pro passes to give your customers
- ✓ Verified Master badge across all -Oid villages
- ✓ Custom colours — your grotto looks like YOU
No commissions. No fees on your sales. Ever.
£97/year flat. Cancel anytime. Your hamlet, your people, your earnings.
Not ready for a grotto yet?
Start as a Founder Villager. £27/year — less than a Nandos. Pro access across all 12+ villages, your own QR code, and a founding badge forever. Upgrade to Master whenever you’re ready.
First 1,000 lock in this price forever. Prefer monthly? £4.95/month
🌟 Sponsor a Grotto
Know someone who deserves their own Christmas corner? Gift them a Master membership. Their store, their QR code, their affiliate income, their name on the village forever. You just lit their fire.
After payment, Signal Chris on 07976 884254 with their name — we’ll build their grotto.
☕ Support The Mission
DnB Santa is free forever. If you can afford to support the mission, every coffee keeps the sleigh in the air.
Can’t donate? Share DnB Santa with a family who needs it. That’s worth more than any coffee.